Umppfff (after really successfully backstabbing a dragon with a magic dagger ... bad, I made it from the downside)
--- Nieswurz - (peter@peterbrendt.net)
Ahh, this looks like a good place to sleep (leans agenst a black dragons tooth)
--- Lasse B. Troelsen - (zimio@ofir.dk)
"I don't give a flip about your master, phoenix. Let me through."
*draws sword and is immediately engulfed in magical fire for 80+ points of damage*
- SecondPrize, one of the less smart fighters in our party. Perhaps because he carried a -4 bong.
--- JollyRoger
Your girlfriend is ugly!! (said to the DM)
--- Ralphie - (rolfjuul@hotmail.com)
Let me have a go at that wolf with my double sword. Crit miss.. damn my leg.... (last thing the high elf ever said)
--- Kasper - (Scorchedeartherotica@ofir.dk)
Youre walking in a long long hallway, I walk onwards. Martin says. "Behind you you see that you arent going anywhere. I walk onwards. after one half an hour of getting nowhere I decided to kill the idiot...
--- Kasper - (Scorchedeartherotica@ofir.dk)
Paladin to Hobgoblins:" I order you to give me the princess, or you will face the consequenses". And so they did, chopping down the unlucky, fumbling, Paladin
--- Ulrik Gaardsted - (jin-kazama@get2net.dk)
I'll fight! It's only Goblins
--- Ulrik Gaardsted - (jin-kazama@get2net.dk)
Awww c`mon, its pink for gods sake!
--- Garet
Only 4 hitpoints left?? I charge the dragon
--- Søren S. Jacobsen
Did I put the healing potion on the left or the right?
--- Drallcome - (drallcome@mail.com)
All i have to do now is get pass that army of 100 goblins and then I am at the HOLY WATER
--- Squall - (danielrose86@hotmail.com)
Com'on we are 10 men.... We can handle that dragon!
--- Squall - (danielrose86@hotmail.com)
Hey... that dragon is standing on 5 GP... hey that is my 5 GP, come with my money you stupid dragon, no body is standing on my mone.....
--- Squall - (danielrose86@hotmail.com)
Player1: What is that??
Player2: It is a red dragon Sir!
Player1: Okey, thank you.... CHARGEE
--- Daniel - (D_DRENGEN@forum.dk)
Hey ain't that a Nymph??
--- Daniel - (D_DRENGEN@forum.dk)
It´s a bit cold in here. (Deacon "Death-Con 5" Tirem, just prior to his first death, caused by a Cone of Cold)
--- Martin knudsen - (curdie@forum.dk)
All i have to do is jump over the 10 foot wide lake filled with aligators.......well here i go.....aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh *snap* *crunch* *crunch* *snap* *snap*
--- Azhul Meshune - (eternal_gohan@excite.com)
*Knock on door* oh hello charles! I see your shwaztica is looking better!
--- Azhul Meshune - (eternal_gohan@excite.com)
Now, what im ganna do is tackle the dragon head on while you sneak behind and stab its back!
--- Azhul Meshune - eternal_gohan@excite.com)
What?.........a sword?........IN MY HEAD AAAAAAHHHHHH **(Blood spurts on ground with chunk of brain)** oh my god **(loud thump as ogre falls to the ground)**
--- Hellbog - (Ezra_Kline@excite.com)
Look a Dragon!
--- Bjørn - (ekstroem@mail.tele.dk)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
--- Moi
Hey, I know what I am doing!
--- HP Baxxter - (hp_baxxter@mail.com)
WOW!! A Treasure chest
--- Moi
Easy! Easy! Fire Dragons aren't cold hearted!!!
--- Bjørn
SSHHHH! - I think it's asleep. (passing a red dragon)
--- Bjarne - (bj_ra@yahoo.dk)
Paladin to GM: "I think you are to nice to us, how about some resistance! That Kobold can't do much against me in my Full Plate +3 !!!"
--- Sation
Okay, I use the catapult to shot me over the castlewalls!
Don't worry, there are only six of them!
Can i Borrow your artifact?
--- Søren S. Jacobsen
The DM Won't kill us in the start of the game!
--- Søren S. Jacobsen
A burglar ( just before taking a book from the shelf ) "I'm sure the mage doesn't protect his spellbooks !!"
--- Søren S. Jacobsen
I don't take the Black Door, the Rainbow-Colored is safe to open !!!
So this 300 feet deep shaft must be the Well of Healing Smoke, I'll jump in !!
The Treasure seems unguarded!
Hey Shorty!! (to a passing Dwarf)
I'll sneak ahead and take a look!
This got to be the exit!
I sneak in and backstab the Beholder!
No problems! Green Dragons are vegetarians!!!
Bears are peacefull creatures!
I charge!
Did you hear something sneeze?